Archive for August 4th, 2009

family problems.plz help!

t-rev asked: So my dad’s wasted right? He’s starting to get really angry, so I go out and hide all of the car keys in case he tries to leave. He throws a fit, calling my mom a bitch, trying to figure out how to hotwire his truck. He starts it, drives off the property [...]

Do you like my poem about George Bush?

mark blows asked: An Alphabet Primer for George Bush
A is for arithmetic, just fuzzy math I’ll say
Be sure to blame Bill Clinton, if some trouble comes my way
C is for corruption, I know it’s getting high
D for using Diebold, well, maybe DUI
E is for Economy helping just the rich
F is for Mark Foley; Wants to [...]

I’m a little confused. I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight?

Arie-L asked: If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re ‘exotic, different.’
Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers: a quintessential American story.
If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
Name your kids Willow, Trig, and Track: you’re a maverick.
Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
Attend 5 [...]